While others stay up late like wolves hunting for their prey, or bats fly-hopping like Batman and Robin. People who work in hospitals and call centers, people whose professions and careers are related to providing and selling services at night til dawn. There are just these nocturnal ones who were just acting like night owls lurking in the bushes watching other peoples’ business.
1. Social Media Zombies, peeping toms to be exact. They have no things going on at night and they just stare at their mobile phones and computers stalking and scrolling on social media of the people they know or just people who they’re curious about for some reasons. Someone who got their attention or they argue with, favorit3 celebrity, favorites to just nothing but subjects of curiosity.
Why was he looking at me earlier? Oh, that guy in the gym has more muscles than I, wondering what supplements he’s got other than all the weight lifting and protein shakes. Is that her new boyfriend? Okay, I gotta do some research about him later. I’m so interested in that person, time to find out what he or she likes so I can score some. Before they know it, they’re already following their person of interest the next day and get jailed for stalking. Warning, excessive curiosity might lead you to obsession. Better get a hold of yourself before somebody calls the cops and gets you arrested.
2. Over-Overthinkers, are individuals who can’t sleep after having to review all their daytime stuff checking for errors. When errors are seen, they’d be sitting silently. By the look on their faces, you could see how Albert Einstein must’ve felt on his first curiosity about a certain issue or when he tried to look for possible ways to make his theory be something believable by creating formulas to solve every single bit of errors with the variables related to it, okay don’t get me seriously. I’m not talking professionally here. Remember, this post is for humour and entertainment only.
Okay back to overthinkers, they’re no ordinary nocturnals and it’s even more difficult to become one of them. It requires a lot of patience…. patience towards your brain. You are like having a thousand boxing matches within that period. Imagine getting knocked out every time and you have to keep going to satisfy your thoughts, oh dear. It’s very exhausting when morning comes. Instead of seeing the sun shining so brightly, they’d be greeted by the dark circles on their eyes.
3. The 3 a.m. babies, are those who practically believe that all the good thoughts such as new ideas and genius creations can be squeezed from their heads naturally. Do you also believe that? It doesn’t matter if you believe it or not, but you see naturally means you have to wake up naturally at that specific time, imagine you are dreaming of such thing as winning a million-dollar jackpot in the lottery and you’re currently going shopping. Buying all the stuff you dream of, from gadgets to even buying people that you hate the most. Haha, does anybody think of buying people(hey not exploitation just for humour, crazy thought) that you hate or love that you don’t want near you or vice versa?
That would be very convenient if you could just ask Hey, I really don’t like crossing paths with you so name your price and just get out of my sight? Hey, I really like you that much and I don’t want to part ways with you nor that I’d allow anything a d anyton to separate us. How much do I have to pay so we can just be together?
CRAZY! I KOW RIGHT?
Again, this blog is for fun and entertainment don’t get too serious about it. And if by any chance my writings have you offended, my apologies.
I’m just writing this down to create something fun, for adults only. kind of a joke. And before I forget to write down the 4th type of Graveyard-shitters, to complete the list. Take me as the 4th! Haha, the ultimate Graveyard-shitter. Well, I stay up late not because I want to, but because it’s part of my job. Since I’m being generous with my time, I’ve divided it equally into doing things professionally and crazily.
I’m a caregiver by the way and my sleep depends on my client’s mood for sleep, most of the time she’s keeping me awake. Since she does her own business, I do mine too if she needs my service. In short, being a graveyard shifter means more than just an ordinary graveyard shifter. I did all three to keep me busy, that made me the 4th type of Graveyard Shitter.
Except that, I’ve never dreamed of winning a million-dollar jackpot in the lottery, so there’s no chance of me thinking of whether I can buy someone or not. Goodnight! Oh since I turned night into day, my day is night. It’s 4 p.m. and I just want to enjoy my twisted night sleep!
Just kidding, I still got work! Bye and I hope you enjoyed reading this crazy thought of mine.
(Adult Comedy, Hilarious, Funnt, Creative Writing, Crazy Writer, Laugh out Loud)
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