Hear the hermit!
Okay, I know how technologies have taken over the world. But I want to talk about this thing. Do you believe in fortune tellers? I’m pretty sure everyone has heard about the existence of people who were believed to have the ability to foresee the future. It’s funny, a fortune teller sure yaps a lot about misfortunes too, but no one would ever dare hear bad news. Okay, I got it. It’s scary, it’s making you feel anxious of what might tomorrow brings upon your doorsteps.
Spare me….
So, whoever reads this. If it were you, would you rather hear the misfortunes over fortunes or both? Okay, here’s my thought.
Sit here, right here and right now!
Either way, both misfortunes and fortunes will cause you anxiety. When the fortune tells you that you are about to become a millionaire. Everything that has a million price tags will be something that your eyes would catch for every second of your life, when am I going to hit the lottery jackpot? When am I gonna become the next Elon Musk? The fortune teller says, You are to marry a wealthy man in few years. You found dyour self trying so hard to get into the higher price tag kind of society, and even before you eet that wealthy prince charming, you’ve already been killed by the loan sharks that you are indebted with.
Well, there’s an IF right there!
So, if it were me. Again. I will hear only the misfortunes. Why? It will cause me impatience when I hear of nothing but the future fortunes that I will be getting a hold of in the future of which for all good fortune’s sake is as vast as of the universe. Just how tomorrow are, it never ends, it keeps coming back. Day after day and another day after day, tomorrow is freaking endless. Fortune in the future? What if it will be like a decade, decades…D.E.C.A.D.E.S and not just years? I can’t imagine how frustrated I would become before that unknown future comes. I’m probably lying in bed, wet myself, couldn’t even hold a glass of water and even taking a single step on a flat surface will take me forever.
It takes a lot of work to convince my self… 😮
I’ll elaborate on my choice if I am told that You have to be careful while crossing the road. Damn, I know I should be flying my way all over places that I need to be. A motivation is that I might want to build myself a portable flying car or bicycle but the healthiest and more environmentally friendly choice would be. Harry Potter’s broomstick! That’s it! I gotta go grab some of it at the Hogwarts! If I am told that I’d meet someone who will backstab me, goodness me! It might be the right time for me to do some 360-degree wide kind of exercise to see all that’s been going on around me. Not only that I’d live healthier, but I’d be more mindful of what’s been going on around me.
Ah-ah..thanks but no thank you!
What I fear about being told about the future fortune is that I’d be looking with my head on, eyes forward walking stiffly along the streets not being able to enjoy the landscapes and the beauty of the world. Plus, before I get a hold of my good fortune I’ve finally suffered some neck and spine kind of lock thing that I could no longer move my body. Haha! okay, laugh it out you…you..hey you! I want to be unique too, while majority would go askingfor the good fortunes. The fortune teller would be very surprise meeting someone who cares nothing about what future brings, not unless I get to get a ride of Star Wars’ Imperial Star Destroyer (whihc I just googled anyway). Why an enemy’s warship? Come on, common sense. I got little to none idea about what happend in star wars, but rather than riding a Space X. It’ll be cooler to ride that one from Star Wars. HAha!
Just..trying to be rationally irrational! hey laugh!
Plus. I won’t worry about being chased while I fly all over the galaxy and the vastness of the universe. Nobody dared chase after enemies’ warships, and that happens in the majority of shows, movies, and novels. Not unless the writer is a little too impatient about ending the whole story that it would command every warship to go and chase them to death already!
Look…I’m done here! Ha-ha!
Okay, that’s it! I guess I’m having a dose of my misfortune. I’ve ran out of words to say! HAha!
Second pleading…down to sound like begging! Shall I jerk some tears from my eyes?
Alright! I hope you guys laugh at my silly stupid foolish creation. This is just to entertain if you find it funny. Drop me that fingertip of yours on the like button, I’d appreciate that!
Hey! I’m being serous, listen! Ha-ha!
NOTE: Our life depends on how we want it, not on how others see it. It is okay to be superstitious too. It’s on us, nobody can tell us what to do with it. Just stay happy, and live a good life in the most possible and fun way. Just do not harm others and respect one another. Have a blast of your fortunes people! Buy me a cone of ice cream, if anyone here wins the lottery!
(Comedy, Humor, Entertainment, Adult Jokes)
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